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Home Manufacturer Launches Petite American Line: Builder Will Save Money Using Scrap Wood
Bonhomie Homes has introduced a new line of homes for Americans 5’ 5” and under.
The homes will feature smaller doors, appliances built by Fisher-Price, and ceiling heights up to 5’9”. Bedrooms with be three feet shorter to accommodate the smaller beds used by mini-Americans.
CEO Phil McCracken said the new line of homes was inspired by the whooping 300% increase in lumber prices since last year. “Why make customers pay for houses with big long pieces of lumber when they don’t really need it. This is our way of doing something for the altitudinally challenged people of our great country.”
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Home Manufacturer Launches Petite American Line: Builder Will Save Money Using Scrap Wood
Bonhomie Homes has introduced a new line of homes for Americans 5’ 5” and under.
The homes will feature smaller doors, appliances built by Fisher-Price, and ceiling heights up to 5’9”. Bedrooms with be three feet shorter to accommodate the smaller beds used by mini-Americans.
CEO Phil McCracken said the new line of homes was inspired by the whooping 300% increase in lumber prices since last year. “Why make customers pay for houses with big long pieces of lumber when they don’t really need it. This is our way of doing something for the altitudinally challenged people of our great country.”